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Georgian Goodbye

saying bye 100 times to everyone & then end up staying for a 3rd dessert.

Akaki was a forward-thinking, strategic planner. He figured he should start his Georgian goodbye at around 6:30 PM so that he could be on the road home by 10:00 PM the latest. This is a very smart man.

by SheniDeda November 1, 2021

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Goodbye hit

A customary ritual observed among cannabis enthusiasts entails a shared act between the host and the departing individual, wherein both partake in the inhalation from the vaping device prior to the guest's departure from the residence.

Before heading out the door, Alex reminded everyone that it was tradition to share a goodbye hit to properly conclude the evening.

by Jaheso November 27, 2024


Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes

Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day

by Gothic Miscreant October 17, 2023

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Laxton-Goodbye

When you bear hug, then kiss an aquantance on the mouth for 3 seconds after a business meeting.

I gave her the ok' Laxton-Goodbye

by StarAngel_97 August 8, 2017


waiving goodbye

The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.

A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.

by QuacksO August 4, 2019


welcome and goodbye

to feel the warmth brought within your skin.

welcome and goodbye, rae.

by bigtiddylover September 18, 2022


dead goodbye

the physical act of being wasted, drunk, disorderly, or intoxicated.

bruh that wigga rlly b dead goodbye

by jobshskdjdjsjdjd738384 April 15, 2019