GUM Clinic

Genitourinary Medicine (GUM) Clinic

The place you visit when you realise you should have worn a condom, or just realised that dogs are for life not for fucking.

Also a good place to gather contestants for the Jeremy Kyle show.

For example

Bill Cosby: Hey Leonard, you should get down the GUM Clinic

Leonard Nimoy: Hey fuck you Bill, why should i do that?

Bill Cosby: Last night when you were pissed you fucked Shatner bareback

Leonard Nimoy: Oh ffs, again?

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Fat Gum

Fat Gum is a very soft, strong,thicccc 29 y/o man from the fandom BNHA

Feggy:"Yo regey do you know Fat Gum?"
Regey:"NO!! FEGGY!! NO!! NOT THE DOUJINS "* starts crying*
Feggy:"Oh man, im so sorry i didn't know!"
Regey:"WELL YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW FEGGY,... JUST!- just leave i-im sorry jus-just-please?..."
Feggy:"Oh okay I'm sorry, i love you see you later then..."
Regey:"Yeah..-"

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Sex gum

That piece of gum that you chew specifically before having sex in order to eliminate undesirable bad breath.

"Johnny felt much more confident when he snuck that sex gum in his mouth before piping his chick"

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sat in gum

when a male reaches through his zipper and pinches his nut sac and pulls it through to show his buddies that he sat in gum

Jaz: hey bacon, i sat in gum, check it out!

bacon: put your nuts away!!!!

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dad gum it

A silly way of saying "god damn it".

You're too good to let that douchebag bring you down dad gum it !!

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bumpin gums

A blowjob.

She's got that mouth that makes me wanna be bumpin gums if you know what I mean.

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Numb gum

2 give oral sex with cokaine on the end of your penis

I'm gonna give u a numb gum. or. i gave that broad a numbgum

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