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When your homeboy is doing more than just cartwheels on that shit
My boy Kyle was constantly Ham Hogging me during that uno game
"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."
"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."
Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")
The hog bible is a book similar to THE bible, but it is created by members from hogtopia. The book consists of rules and fables about the hog. examples of the rules are having bad spelling and no copyrighted music
JustCheerio_: what is the best book in the entire world??
Ktaei: the hog bible obviously
Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
Someone who takes more than their allocated amount of any side dish from a KFC or similar resaurant.
"You're such a side hog!"
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On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
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