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A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies
Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart
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When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.
Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??
Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five
Me: Owned!!
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To party hard like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.
Hey Steve and Mike, what do you say we go out tonight and Ford it up.
Sure Paul, as long as you supply us with the booze and crack pipe we're in.
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Ie.
Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?
FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!
Mike: You RUST!
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Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.
Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.
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One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.
Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.
Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!
DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
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A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
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