Random
Source Code
Random
a fruit jar is an urn for a gay person who has died
my friend went to his gay uncles funeral the other day well he was shocked to find he had been cremated and his ashes were put in a fruit jar for his last wish
7👍 4👎
(n.) A college student receptacle for fecal material when the dorm bathrooms are disgusting.
I'm out of trapper keepers, so I just took a shit in my brand new mason jar.
25👍 25👎
Noun
A queef jar is a jar in which a girl is forced to queef Into. It’s then fermented for a year, until Christmas Eve where the jar is hidden under the pillow and it’s contents are released on Christmas Day... The queef jar is said to release all sins and stress.
“eves queef jar was stored under simons pillow, ready to be released the next day!”
3👍 1👎
a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:
1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie
"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."
"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"
3👍 1👎
Noosh Jar is a term meaning a jar full of vegetable oil. The term was created when someone mispronounced the acronym NOS meaning Nitrous Oxide System. Nitrous is made of vegetable oil, giving the term Noosh its definition. Jar was added onto the word Noosh later because of similarities to the term Douche Bag. Noosh Jar is generally used as a substitute of the insult Douche Bag.
"Ryan has always been a Noosh Jar"
"Why are you being such a Noosh Jar? Stop it!"
3👍 1👎
a bag in which holds your testicles
oh man that bitch just kicked me in the nutty jar
3👍 1👎
a decorative jar that people who have done sexual things or said inappropriate comments add money to
My roommate paid the slut jar one dollar for her boyfriends christmas present...
3👍 1👎