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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish

Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place

by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024


vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021


Hedo Jellyfish

Pronounced: he doe - jel ly fish
Noun
1. Resembles a marine coelenterates with gelatinous bell or saucer shaped body that is typically transparent and has stinging tentacles around the edge but is actually sperm floating in the nude pool at hedonism 2 located in Negril Jamaica

Watch out, here comes a Hedo Jellyfish!

Or

Gross, you have a Hedo Jellyfish stuck in your leg hair!

by Dis0wned June 28, 2019


Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023


punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023


Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013


hot jellyfish

The substance left between your ass cheeks when you accidentally {shart.

While attempting a one cheek sneak, I {shart myself and now have a {hot jellyfish in my pants.

by IBleakin March 20, 2019