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A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.
“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”
“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”
the shabbiest save of a cigarette you will ever receive, practically just smoking the fillie. (filter)
oi, do me a jenny save?
(do me the shabbiest save of a rollie)
An actual narcissistic psychopath that drags anyone in her life through a IED field of madness on one of her good days; and turns into an actual monster under ‘Mercury Retrograde. But pretends to be Mary Poppins when anyone else shows up.
Fills the gap in her soul with any and all dick.
Rapey as fuck.
Really great at gaslighting.
Recharges her energy based on the amount of ANY attention she can get from anyone.
Her blood is actually a flammable acid, no really; it might actually be napalm. Or that stuff that the tiny lizard thing in the original Jurassic park spits in that fat guys face when he’s trying to smuggle the Dino DNA off the island.
Likes to roll around in self made mud puddles at 4 AM with no fucks given for the neighbors trying to sleep.
Dislikes showering, brushing her hair, and people who get sick of babysitting the belligerent child that she acts like.
Puts her vag on only fans and then gets mad when people she knows see it… even though she was planning on throwing it at them anyway.
To put it simply; she’s an 867-5309.
“Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? 867-5309, for the price of a dime, I can always turn to you, 867-5309.”
“Jenny Coco? That Bitch is feral.”
When a girl you know has a crush on you or likes you smiles ear to ear every time you say anything to her
Guy 1: Dude what did you say to her? She had a huge ass smile
Guy 2: Nothing I was just talking about garbage, she just had that Jenny Smile.
One salon manicured pinkie fingernail (most often the user's preferred hand) maintained by the individual exclusively for purposes of cocaine use.
Ex 1. "I don't get a full set girl, just a 'Jenny French' on my right hand."
Ex 2. All of her nails were broken off except that Jenny French.
Noun (jen-nees)
1. A term used to describe one's genitals (non specific to gender)
2. Genitals
Mate. She was after me jennies.
That gross person brushed my jennies when they walked by.
Kicked 'em right in the jennies.
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