Jiggling Jim

A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jim” when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several “Jiggling Jims” before you.

Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.

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jim caviezel

The hottest actor to ever play Jesus.

Trudy: Dayum!! That Jim Caviezel is some hot stuff.
Judy: yep!! He sho' is. Look at those eyes. yum
Trudy: I'm sure proud to be Christian

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Jim Webb

Democratic Senator from Virginia.

- Full name: James Henry Webb Jr
- U.S. Naval Academy (1964)
*Navy Cross
*Silver Star
*Bronze Star x2
*Purple Heart x2
- Georgetown Law (1975)
- Former Secretary of the Navy
- Attorney, author, marine, screenwriter, senator
- Random fact: Webb has 3 tattoos

I could see Senator Jim Webb becoming the President one day.

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grim jim

A grim jim is an adorable, sweet, sensitive, artistic, tattooed guy with a weird random dark side. He also farts a lot, and his fly is always open. A true treasure!

"Omg look at that guy, he's so hawt!"
"Yeah he's a real grim jim, snag him up gurl!"

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Jim Beam

A type of alcohol, to be technical a brand of burbon. Jim Beam's best friends are Sam Adams, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, and Captain Morgan.

When My cousin drinks Jim Beam, he gets mean.

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Jim Crow

1) SLANG n.: during the Reconstruction period of the United States, which followed the Civil War, an equally offensive and racist term as modern day "nigger"
2) N.: a law that segregates people

1) EHY! JIM CROW! COMMA BACK HERE SO I CAN LYNCH YOU!
2) These Jim Crows are getting on my nerves.

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Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

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