Child Molester

1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty

1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.

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GunZ: The Duel

1. Noun: a third person shooting MMO that requires you to defeat your opponents with guns, swords, and grenades. Why there are swords, grenades, and fucken daggers are in there is beyond my comprehension.
For fag nerds with no life, there are several advanced "styles" of playing.

KStyle: Korean Style
using your fucking sword and making you look like a monkey

EStyle: Euro Style
using all of your weapons in a feeble attempt to "p0wn"

AStyle: American Style
where you be a lazy fuck and just hold the mouse button

SStyle: Skeet Style
where you stun (take em out) and shoot them (and shoot)

1) I played GunZ: The Duel this morning and I ttly p0wn'd n0obs approx. 74.5819 percentile of duration of time I was performming the act of playing the game. Of.

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Jim Crow

1) SLANG n.: during the Reconstruction period of the United States, which followed the Civil War, an equally offensive and racist term as modern day "nigger"
2) N.: a law that segregates people

1) EHY! JIM CROW! COMMA BACK HERE SO I CAN LYNCH YOU!
2) These Jim Crows are getting on my nerves.

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MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

FUCKING SHIT fucking shit fucking shit fucking shit

mother fucking piece of shit.

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Canadian Lock

1) SLANG n.: an unlocked lock.

1) The burglar was able to walk in the home with ease, for the door had a Canadian Lock

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fried chicken

1) concrete n.: chicken that is fried
2) SLANG adj.: used by racist individuals to describe a dark-skinned person.
3) SLANG concrete n.: used to determine a newborn chick's fate.

1a) Get the chicken ready, I'm going to make fried chicken.
1b) Let's go to KFC for some delicious fried chicken.
2) Hey man, dat fried chicken nigga better not go rapin my gf.
3) My farm hatches over 10,000 fried chickens a day.

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p0wny

p0wny (Pohnee) - Noun. Refers to one who p0wns, used by internet addicts and gamers.

That pony sure was a p0wny when it stomped my friend to death.