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The Jimmie Effect is a known phenomenon characterized by lowering your level of purity at a rate directly preportionate to how often you talk to jimmiejaz, or someone like him. It's true, and scientifically proven.
Man, that test on okcupid.com said I was 98% pure! But now, after talking to jimmiejaz for 3 months, I'm down to a 16! o noes!
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A Jimmy Glove, similar to a Jim Hat, is another name for a condom.
Whoa, I wouldn't get close to dem yams without a high quality Jimmy Glove!
Horny but applicable to girls because saying horny isn't lady-like
"I'm feeling a little jimmy, are you down to ya know...?"
"Ugh I haven't gotten any action in like a week... i'm so jimmy"
"Yo i can tell that chick is so jimmy, she wants the D"
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A person too divine for definition.
Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.
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(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback
(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback
origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 4 (Big Island) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.
Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."
2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."
Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.
The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.
Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson
"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"
"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."
Mouth to anal sexual stimulation (refers to a secret revealed in season 1 of TLC’s Milf Manor reality TV show)
Is my first time dating an older woman and she asked me to pull a Jimmy
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