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a mighty russian santa figure who has brown fur jacket and a beaver pioneer hat
Be good or you wont see the jolly great belshnickle this year
Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
Guy 1:have you herd the jolly-rancher story?
Guy 2:No.
Guy 1:Good, you don't want to!
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A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav
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A combonation of fantastic and jolly that teachers use to praise students and be funny at the same time.
"that work is Fan-jolly-tastic!"
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To pull the back of someones shirt collar over their head. It most commonly is done when they are wearing a hoody and pulling the hood over their head and tying it that way with the draw strings.
Cole gave Hayden a holly jolly kristmas.
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a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green
George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.
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After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others
(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue
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