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The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media

Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!

by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018


Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019


Kardashianize

to spend an unnecessary amount of money on something

-OMG, I'm totally going to the mall to Kardashianize!

by DanielSan123 December 13, 2016


Kardashian lesbian

a female who favors the same sex but is unable to engage in handiwork, often through choice. often considered to fail as a lesbian.

She is such a kardashian lesbian, she wouldn't hang that bookshelf herself.

by WearyWarrior March 22, 2013


kinky kardashians

the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself

oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!

by bigw1lly101 May 3, 2020


Kardashian 15

Adjective:
Used to describe teenage girls who dress and act like they are self-sustaining, autonomous adults. Shortened to K-15.

Guy 1: That teeny-bopper has like, a fuckin' Gucci handbag. Why?
Guy 2: I don't know, man. Text-book Kardashian 15 attitude.

by FlufferNutterButter August 22, 2014


Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.

A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*

by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017