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What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"
Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."
George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
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Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter
Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!
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One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."
They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
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A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.
If you play D3 lax you’re probably really good.
“Yo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltz”
You must be a great scrub!
don't fret, wait and it will get better, don't get worry lines, it's not that important so don't let it get to you, be super cool, not easily ruffled.
Yes, the police stopped you for no reason, but chill-lax and you will be okay.
A word to describe and differentiate types of lacrosse.
White Collar Lacrosse (WCL) is the type of lacrosse player or team that gives lacrosse its stereotypes, the rich white boy game for kids that do not like to physically challenge themselves.
Blue Collar Lacrosse (BCL) is the type of Lacrosse that is played by kids, people, and atheletes who aren’t afraid of getting hurt, not affraid of getting dirty or hurting others to display a good, hard faught game.
“Careful, CHS plays Blue Collar Lax, their defense are killers.”
Hard-working lacrosse players, usually from a less funded program.