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dope like lance armstrong

adj. describing something awesome that is only possible under the influence of serious doping, like the kind Lance Armstrong did in the tour de france.

Dude, I just went a 69-0 kd in CoD!

Dude, that is dope like lance armstrong!

by Gingerwhalegw January 20, 2013


Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

121๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Little Lance 18

cock sucker and/or fag likes it in the pooper and has never had a girl friend. Has oral sex with his mom and then jacks off thinking aobut his brother. Sucks at halo2 when he has had over 400 hours on it.

dick sucker is really gay and likes to have sex with his dog and sucks at laser tag

by Little Lance 18 February 28, 2005

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free lance slam piece

A female who is used exclusively for sex but in this case isn't attached to any one "slammer." She leaves her options open.

Lidya is a free lance slam piece.

by Manbeast December 12, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.

You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying

by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018

284๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)

Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018

43๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

by boobietoucher2000 March 9, 2010

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