These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.
So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.
Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry
A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!
A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.
Your a real Landon Crumpacter
A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that