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The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.
Dude i almost died last night trying to do major tom
A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.
“Dude how do you not have any work on a Wednesday, you’re totally in a Ben Major.”
adjective. a person that scams young, impressionable noobs out of their hard earned money and time.
The airsoft game was cancelled, and there are no refunds. We really got Major B'd.
Meaning "Ballsey", gutsy, bad-ass or fearless it is a reference to Major Motoko Kusanagi who is a character in the Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series who shares many of these traits. Generally used among surfers, trail bikers, skaters and other extreme sports enthusiasts.
"Whoa! Did you see him skate under that truck? That was Major Kusanagi!"
"Riding that wave was Maaaajor Kusanagi!"
The sussiest baka of all, built different, mother of 10. After leaving the ELO server, she devoted her life to carving ornate camels out of mahogany. She cannot be located.
"Why you gotta be such an Ace Major."
"How many children do you have? Typical Ace Major right there."
Someone who pings small bits of rubbers at people for fun
Person 1: he's flinging rubbers at people
Person 2: what a major troll