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a confident individual who is not afraid to stand out from the crowd.
"Posting irrelevant song lyrics beside photos of yourself pouting does not make you indie.. Js"
oft, ballsey!
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The sexual act of slapping anothers eyes with your testicles.
"Hey Marty did you see Bob's black eyes?"
"Yeah dude, he got the ballseye"
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Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).
-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-
Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*
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A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.
Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!
An act whereby one male participant places his testicles inside of a pair of water goggles and then leaves said goggles for the next unfortunate individual who stumbles upon said pair of goggles.
Dude, be careful, you don't know if the last guy left those goggles to ballseye someone!
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when you misspell bullseye but its okay cause its 2022 and balls are funny online cause its full of teenagers and children now
person 1: ohhh i hit that ballseye!
person 2: did you mean *bulls*eye?
child 1: OMG JHBSFDGHDFBUDFB HE SAYD WHAT??? BALLS??? LMAOAOAOAOAOA
child 2: HOLY SHIT HE SAID BALLS??? YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!!
parent of the two childs: can you two shut the fuck up and eat already, let the adults play darts alone and dont ruin the barbecue for everyone else like the last 5 years
other more calm parent: cmon let them have fun, also you didnt have to say that at the end, theyre young still they dont know about misspellings and misspronounciations
distant uncle who was smoking a giant cigar 2 seconds ago: you gotta teach 'em kids yknow, dont just pass the hand behind the back like that
good friend of the two parents who also has two children and disagrees with the uncle: yknow dont give advice like that, you knnow your parents passed the hand behind you and ur trauma dumping on ur family from the times ur dad said those same words, its kinda fucked up you know, just cause it happened to you doesnt mean you should do it, be the one to make a happy family, im sure your mother tried her best didnt her? so be like her, dont act like ur dad
everyone else who agreed with the friend but is too shocked he had the courage to say it: (they are thinking he's gonna get shot cause the uncle carries a gun with him at all times)