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Mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Mats', you will notice a Mats by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Mats takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?
Mats: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!
Girl: Come on!
Mats: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?
Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.
“Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
“Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”
Mat; Mat with one T is a man whose parents wanted to give their kid a unique name but chose the most basic name of all times.
But Mat is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is goofy, brave and super loving. Mat if you’re googling your name like a dumby, I think you’ll realize I’m writing this. Mat is the most adorable of all.
This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground
"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"
Is superior
Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock