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The one and only salad highlighter
Friend:whos bijuu mike?
Me:*holds up bright green highlighter*
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The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler
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Mike Tomlin is a character played by Omar Epps on the popular television series known as the "NFL". Mike Tomlin is an American football head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Guy 1: Wow, I didn't know Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.
Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
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Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.
"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."
"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"
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The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).
He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.
Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.
Balls, I tell you!
Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.
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First gentleman of former US president Barack Hussein Obama.
Did you know about Big Mike? In dance video with Michelle Obama... There is something flapping between her legs.
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