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military manlet

The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.

Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024


Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.

Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.

by Kingheroin July 25, 2022


Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 23, 2016


Military Recruit

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.

The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 2, 2018


military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.

That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

by ahgetawayfromme June 5, 2020


ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 18, 2019


military hack saw

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

by TheSoupisWonton January 29, 2016