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Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
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She's got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited so long.
"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"
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A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.
A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.
A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.
Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.
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a salty bird who squawks nonstop about safety.
bird mom has a crush on steven's dead mom, rose quartz.
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Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.
A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."
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langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa
ex: wow langas mom is really hot