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An irresponsible mother whose actions and behavior is that of a whore, having little or no obligation towards her children.
I hate to say that but my mom's a whore of a mother! Why last night she tied the leg sleeves of my two year old brother to the bed post and left him wailing on his tummy until I came over and rescued him!
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a rave mother is someone who takes care of all the kids trippin' on drugs. even if they too are trippin' on drugs.
last night this kid was trippin' balls so hard he threw up. i took care of him. i'm a good rave mother.
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A sovereign nation found within the state of Montana, nearby to Missoula.
Capitol: the main house.
Population: 1 to 4 depending on plane fares.
Noun.
Grizzly John got fed up with the high falootin city folk in Missoula so after a stand off, with the ATF, he declared Mother-in-lawlandia a sovereign nation.
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A person who has their head up their ass that they only care about themselves and not even their kids.
Keeps family that matters way and never keeps her word. Don't keep family away from your kids let everyone be happy and don't make your kids sad don't be a deadbeat mother.
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A creative cuss word, better than mother fucker and way better than mother bitch. So vulgar while disgracing the name of mother. Almost like telling someone you fucked their mother's asshole last night but in a more nonchalant manner.
Crystal: I just wanted to let you know that you have sharted yourself while on the dance floor.
Becca: Seriously don't think you you're being a mother asshole telling me that? You could have waited until we were outside.
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A website dedicated to Nazi-watchdogs, basement dwellers, and millennial journalists equivalent to MSNBC, but on steroids. Fine communist propaganda!
Mom: Hey! Go get a job, and stop reading Mother Jones!
Neo-Liberal: Mummy, I want a commie revolution!
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A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.
Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.
Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.
Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.
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