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When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes
I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache
When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache
I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache
Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.
Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?
Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!
Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!
After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
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When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
I gave her a weasel mustache, so hell no I didn't kiss her afterwards.
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