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Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.

I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"

by theslyon May 18, 2022


NASCARing

The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.

Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"

by KnightDaylight May 24, 2021


NASCAR shirt

A shirt that’s supposed to be worn by true nascar fans but gen z have ruined it using it as a poser shirt like bass pro shops hats, band shirts, etc

Me: nice nascar shirt. Other person: thanks Me: how many wins does dale jr have? Other person: who is this dale jr person you’re talking about my name is lil Budweiser and I have a album called gass pro shops with a hit single called John Morris

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022


nascar loop

When a man removes all hair on his body except for a full 360 degrees loop from his widows peek through his unibrow (side of eyebrows are shaven) then to the toothbrush moustache taking a hip hoppity jump to his soul patch then down his chest snail trailing to the scrotum where it goes down the shaft and under the balls then going along the taint and up the butt hole along the spine and connecting to his rat tail which attached to his Mohawk then continuing to his widows peak making the perfect nascar loop

I like ya cut G

“Thanks got a fresh nascar loop at the barber today”

by Travok steel balls April 2, 2023


nascar smother

When your girl sits on your face, smothering you, reaching back with one hand and jerks your dong like a stick shift in a nascar.

My girl was so horny last night, she jumped on my face and gave me the NASCAR Smother

by ShaneMaverick January 17, 2024


NASCAR Twitter

A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.

I just got ratio'd for my opinion. Not surprised, considering this is NASCAR Twitter.

by colecusterfan41 May 12, 2022


NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac February 23, 2011