63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

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50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

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Setting goals & Smoking bowls

The activity of being productive, yet able to enjoy some doobage now and again.

Coined by midwestern author Doug Milam the the mid-1990s.

"the week of Final Exams was a blur... We were settin' goals, and smokin' bowls".

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Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

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Hershey Kiss Field Goal

A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.

ITS GOOD!!!

Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.

I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.

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👁 goals 👁

Marnie and Charlie’s movie night an 7 h chatting

Marnie and Charlie share amazing 👁goals👁

“Omg where totally 👁 goals 👁

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every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.

Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!

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