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The cutest most awesome character in the new tv series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". She is pink and has long curly hair akin to a poodles, loves parties and is totally cute and funny.
Pinkie pie makes my day.
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When giving one a blow job, you proceed to bite his penis off, and then point it outwards, you then continue to ram his own penis into his own ass until you fulfill his sexual satisfaction.
Person #1: yo how about I give you a pilly pie in the truck stop bathroom
Person #2: sounds good, son
A cream pie on the face that is underwhelming and disappointing. Just left with a moist face.
Person 1: “heeey, how was last night. He was smoking hot!”
Person 2: “I was hoping for a cream pie, but just ended up with a damp pie. Very disappointing, dick game was meh.”
A double penetration cream pie of a virgin mennonite female.
Derrick and justice made a woopie pie in Rachels tight virgin honey hole last night. "Hey buddy, lets woopie pie this chick before she takes off her kapp off.
I would love a big slice of field pie. There is nothing like an ice cold piece of field pie
The hour of the night, following a delicious dinner, in which primary digestion has cleared room for the consumption of pie.
"None of my pie has been eaten."
"Don't worry, it's not the pieing hour yet, it'll all be gone soon."
When you get a room with your ginger female friend but don't do anything sexual because she has a cold.
‘I just didn’t want to ruin the friendship pie’
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