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A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
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none b/c every1 to try and define him dies from a roundhouse kick to the face!
this is my def UGH!......C. Norris was here and mkaban just died ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
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the worst actor but biggest @$$ kicker of all time.
huck norris once drowed a fish.
chuck norris is so bad he killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
once chuck norris farted, he set off an earthpuake that broke a rictor scale.
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there is no known word that can define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines of himself.
when chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
a round house kick by Chuck Norris has enough energy to power the city of Chicago for a year
evolution never occurred. It was just the things chuck norris decided to let live.
they say that chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Under his beard is another fist
chuck norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing
god created earth with the approval of chuck Norris
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People say diamond is the hardest thing known to man, they have clearly forgotten Chuck Norris.
Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, it checks it's closet for Chuck Norris.
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The ultimate power in the universe. The opposite of a douchebag. The man who single handedly killed Adolf Hitler. The man who sold his soul to the devil for immortality, invincibility, and ultimate power and greatness and promptly killed the devil and tok back his soul. Ye who would seek the one who made you, goeth to the house of Chuck Norris! He madeth you in his beard!
Chuck Norris roundhouse kcik Hitler so hard the entire Nazi Army imploded.
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To be incredibly awesome. noun and verb. Chuck Norris is the shit.
some people wear superman pyjamas. superman wears chuck norris pyjamas.
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