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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...

Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.

by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012


old man’s friend

A term in the past for pneumonia

Pneumonia is an old man’s friend

by elelcart July 12, 2021


Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

Old Man Sam slapped me!”

Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 4, 2018


old man drool

After you pee and you put your cock away before the last few drops..

I was at my old ladies house and got old man drool on my jeans..

by TerableT May 21, 2023


Grimy Old Man Shoes

Considered the best chinese traditional pop rock in West New York , NJ. Started in

Oh man , the Grimy Old Man Shoes is playing at Steve's house today.

by Iodop May 6, 2009


Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 4, 2024


old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)

Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!

by MikkBretly February 25, 2011

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