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Terry Waite's allotment

see ambush

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.

Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant

by ZEutect September 18, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm waiting for marriage

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.

"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

by nate_2330 April 28, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Legend wait for it .....ary

It is a saying that Neil Patrick Harris In how i met your mother says to show how legendary something is

Let go it going to be Legend wait for it .....ary

by AwesomePerson3243 May 12, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mate Gate WAIT

The action of waiting for you mate at the gate

The saying was created by Rag

โ€œHey Rag Mate Gate WAIT!โ€

by Crate? February 24, 2023


Waiting for the rats to eat it

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.

-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.

by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019