a island just across from atlantic city. brigantine is a little secret to those who go and live there. it is small, but lively enough to make up for it. thereโs tons of things to do in brigantine, you just have to discover them yourself. if you just look on the outside it may seem like another boring, basic beach. but brigantine is actually a getaway from the real world.
i cant wait to go down to brigantine beach this weekend, we are gonna fsu.
A bunch of white trash mixed in with actual gang territory
There was another shooting in Mastic Beach today...
noun - refers to an establishment offering sunless tanning
noun- "Damn, check out fake n' bake. If she'd keep her ass out of the electric beach, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."
This is a very common kink among gay guys, where they will get a boner, lay on the sand and play ring toss with each other. surprisingly this sport is banned in most countries. The sport was invented by Tobias Mortensen as he thought normal ring toss was too boring and not gay enough.
guy1: I played steel on the beach yesterday.
guy2: i find that very gay.
Homeless Meth user living on the beach who gives sandy hand jobs under the dock for $5
Josephs hands were smooth as a baby from all the years as a professional Beach Whacker.
Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.
"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.
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When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.
JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"
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