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a helpful device to use when attempting murder and/or kidnapping.
"get the duct tape!"
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Also known as Duck Tape:
Believe it or not, there is a Duck Tape capital of the world. It's in a suburb of Cleveland called Avon. There's a 3-day festival in June celebrating Duct tape, and people do some amazing things with it.
Guy #1: Dude, just went to the Duct Tape capital of the world. Little town called Avon.
(Slightly misleading. Although Avon isn't very big, it does have 20,000 people, 10,000 of them came within the last ten years, so anyone who's heard of Avon outside of it still considers it a "small town")
Guy #2: Cool. Never heard of it.
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A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
“That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape”
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Tape in which is used on the dick.
My dick kept bouncing around so I used some dick tape and taped it to my leg.
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bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.
the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.
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Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.
Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"
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being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool
J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.
several minutes later...
wack boy : what!! oh no
anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
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