giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

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Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

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onion-eyed

someone who with one look can send chills down your back.

wow; look at that creepy onion-eyed stalker!

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onion ringing

it's when you buy onion rings from a fast food chain and stack them on a man's penis. then you put sauce on the onion rings and eat them off the penis. one by one.

"i was onion ringing with justin last night"

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stupid onion

nice ass.A womans backside that makes you crazy

yo babby thats a stupid onion

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Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

Pizza Onion

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.

Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.

Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.

Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.