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A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
You're such a Pat slapper
Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......
The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves
this person is a mix of pikey, chav and townie, so we called him pikey pat, as his name is pat. he lives in hereford and goes to st marys school, yr 11, he seems to be obsessed wit my mate charlie. we saw him at rowing, and he had a burberry cap on, tilted upwards, a cheap looking tracksuit, and other pikeyfied clothing :P
charlie is being stalked, turns around, sees pikey pat.
When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.
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