conversational auto pilot

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them

an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

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twenty one pilots

twenty one pilots is the best band in existence. the band consists of two happy boys named tyler joseph and josh dun. tyler joseph is the lead singer aka the only singer. he also goes by the name tyjo and he’s a smol bean who loves to scream, play ukulele and piano, and be sassy. josh dun is the lead drummer aka the only drummer. he also goes by the name jish or jishwa and he’s a cinnamon roll who loves to drum (obviously), backflip, and admire his best fren. their music doesn’t fit into a specific genre. their basically every genre except country. emos argue that twenty one pilots is emo, especially those who worship the emo trinity. twenty one pilots music is contradicting because of how happy it sounds, but the lyrics are so down. sometimes the songs will go from peaceful butterfly meadow, to dark angsty fires of hell in one short second. their hit album is blurryface, but their best album is regional at best just sayin. THEY JUST WANT YOU TO STAY STREET AND STAY ALIVE THEY ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THE CLIQUE. their old logo was |-/ but now that trench is somewhat out it’s ||-//

clique member: OH MY GOD TYLER JOSEPH FROM TWENTY ONE PILOTS FINALLY TWEETED
non clique member: cool.

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Twenty One Pilots

An amazing band of two people called Tyler Joseph (Tyjo) and Joshua Dun ( Jishwa) from central Ohio. Tyjo being the singer and a pro Ukulele player and Jishwa being the sick as frick drummer. No one can really name there genre so people just say Ukulele screamo, schizophrenic pop, emo rap and slam poetry.

Person 1: You should listen to Twenty one Pilots there sick as frick.
Person 2: Cool, what genre are they?
Person 1: *has little panic attack*

Person 1: Ummm Ukulele screamo, schizophrenic pop, emo rap, slam poetry???

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stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

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professional armchair pilot

A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.

"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."

Chief Pilot’s Office

The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.

Example:

“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”