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Puerto Rican Ant Farm

A pillowcase full of pubic hair to cause severe itching and irritation.

My roommate was being a total jerk, so I gave him a Puerto Rican Ant Farm to get back at him.

by FJCZโ€™n April 9, 2021


puerto rican pocket punch

The act of shitting into the womans vagina and topping it off with some kind of salsa, sauce, or herbs you can get from your cooking cabinet. The punch is required at the end to pump and perhaps mash the contents into the vagina.

I gave sally an intense puerto rican pocket punch last night.

by PLSAS June 22, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !

by Fav February 13, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


puerto rican plumb bob

its when you're fucking a girl from behind in a port-a-potty and you dunk her head as you cum.

A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.

by TacoTimmyT June 28, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


puerto rican fence hoppers

The pointy shiny shoes commonly work by hispanics when out at clubs or bars.

Juan has his puerto rican fence hoppers on last night at the Palace.

by Tommy May 31, 2003

46๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


puerto rican life vest

see: ass gasket

There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover

by Lucky January 18, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Day Parade

Montgomery Brogan's least favorite parade.

"Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.

by nyc14gauge1 July 25, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž