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A racing club trying to "quiet the world"
"Yo dude did you see that vette with the quiet plates?"
When it' not loud. When you try to do noise but you remember you're useless.
Ben: You were quiet last night.
Harry: Ur mom didn't come.
Ben: "fucking dies"
The one word you shall never say within your shift at work, unless you are literally asking for hell on earth to break loose a.k.a. the busiest shift you have ever witnessed.
Emergency Operator Nr. 1: "Geez - nothing happened since 9:20pm ... looks like it's going to be a quiet night."
Emergency Operator Nr. 2" "No! Why did you do that? No one is ever allowed to say the word - are you crazy??"
- 5 Minutes later: All Hell breaks loose. (More calls, as they could ever handle, the roof catches on fire and the phones have an outage and one of them gets a call from his wife: the baby is coming and the other one gets a call from his wife: the house burned down.)
When you don’t stop being alive but you stop “living”
Person 1: bro is John coming to the party?
Person 2: no I think he’s quiet dying
Person 1: oh