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waking up after a night of drinking covered in blood.
dude...i don't know how it happened, but i got fuckin' razored last night.
Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.
"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor
Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts
A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.
"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"
The act of fuckin a girl from the methadone clinic doggy style. Right before she nods off from the medication. The man pulls his penis out of her vagina. And without lube or shoves it in her asshole while punching her in the back of the head.
Bare in mind, for it to be a proper Richmond razor back. The girl can have no more than seven teeth.
Randy was complain how his hand hurt. After he gave a fat girl the Richmond razor back.
The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor
Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor
razor mains have the worst internet EVER. Istg we be doing a boss and they randomly stuck in the center. Like get better internet mf
"Hey did you know Sam is a razor main?"
"Oh they must have really bad internet LMAO"