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the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night
Thibault- wow how was it ?
Arnaud- Perfect.
"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"
For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
Online dick.
In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.
Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?