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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016


Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024


bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)

Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!

by hadleyyy March 13, 2022


Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 7, 2020


Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 7, 2023


Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020


schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 19, 2010