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When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)
Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!
My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"
the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"
Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night
Thibault- wow how was it ?
Arnaud- Perfect.
term to describe a females sexual organs
its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.
The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong
Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG