Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .
Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted
The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day
Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.
1. That time of year when it gets so cold you need to start wearing your timbs again.
2. Anytime of year for New Yorkers
It’s so cold today, let me go get my timbs because it’s #timbs season
The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
Used by formula one fans to describe something that is controversial
In the last few races of the season there were lots of controversial decisions from Michael masi including breaking the international sporting code during the last race of the season which gave max verstappen the world championship.
Bro, VAR disallowed a goal
Bruh this is like the 2021 season
That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.
Are you alright?
Yeah, it's just chocolate season.
When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.