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No matter where you go you'll never find a girl better than the ones at the Jersey Shore. We're not the bennies that live there 2 out of the 12 monthes. We survive on corona and surf taco while catchin every wave we can.
Jersey Shore girls best/chillest in the world!
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A large jacked up truck (could be Chevy, Ford or Dodge) that young teenagers to middle aged rednecks think are Ferraris.
You can spot these by the trucks being jacked up way higher than they need to be (these pieces of shit can't get out of their own way, much less drive over another vehicle like the owners claim they can), they have loud exhaust that is so loud and raunchy, you would think it was the sound of a Chevy and a Ford fuckin a Harley Davidson in the asshole. This is due to glass packs usually, because they need the motor to sound tougher than a 302, 305 or the shitty V6 most of them have.
You can also spot these misguided idiots spinning wheels in the rain, because they don't do much any other time.
You can typically outrun these vehicles with something as fast as a 94 or up Corolla. The only reason most win a race is because they floor the gas next to you and the loud exhaust sounds so horrible and redneckish, it jolts your brain with visions of sisters screwin brothers, people with teeth missing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the assrape scene from the movie "Deliverance".
The F40 of these tirds are the ones that backfire like a shotgun. This results in making the other owners of these vehicles very aroused!
The ones that have neon lights inside or out and have the gay L.E.D. strip on the bumper are motherfuckin Enzos!!
Person 1: My truck could run over your little Civic!
Person 2: That Eastern Shore Ferrari? Be realistic, it could only run over curbs and deer!
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basically like the bronx in long island
bay shore, ny is the ghetto
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Bay Shore is the most controversial ass town you’re ever going to see. Half of the town is expensive as fuck(judgmental, racist bitches), and half of it is poorer than a public bathroom (supportive hood rats), who can be very scary but very chill. 8/10 would recommend. But overall, Gay shore- I mean bay shore (my bad) is very weird. Everyone is always trying to justify unnecessary shit. Like a homophobe could bend you over and fuck you and you would say “it’s because he thought I was gay”.. dumb shit.
Bay Shore, NY is a place of gays.
The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!
Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
come on yall let's pack up the truck and move to st. clair shores.
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a large country club located on the long island sound. most of the middle aged men and women who belong there are often drunk 85% of the time. the life guards have no idea what they are doing, and they docks surface is 99% bird poop, 1% wood. the people who work at the sign in place at the front of the clubhouse are often RETARD mexicans. The club is 70% christians, 20% jews, 5% blacks, 4% english, 1& chinese, and .00001% mexican.
person1: i love the larchmont shore club!
person2: me to, but the old people are FREAKSS
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