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a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013


Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.

Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.

by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014


Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.

You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.

by ER Nurse July 24, 2011


Bush Shower

When you're having sex, pull out, and cum on her bush and then you piss on her bush to shower it off.

Danny blew such a big load that Diane needed a bush shower to clean up.

by TopThree October 6, 2017


Golden Shower

When you shower your loved one in piss

Lover #1 HONEY Iโ€™m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear

by whts_Nx February 5, 2020

114๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shower Hawk

An inmate in prison who waits for another inmate to put himself in a compromising position in the shower room and then swoops in like a hawk to rape his unsuspecting prey.

I'm going to have to shank that shower hawk if he showers near me today.

by MikeZilla December 7, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 3, 2014

73๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž