A: Yall see the simp slap Chris Rock yesterday
B: You mean Will Smith ?
Raph: Omg amalia is so pretty
Kade: Your such a simp
later that day
Kade: *gives angie a flower*
Raph: and you call me a simp
Simp
Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.
Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair
Someone who does absolutely to much for the person they like
Layla: Lets go to the park
sally: I can’t Its my Fifth anniversary This week with Aiden!
Layla: Stop being a simp!
Noun.
Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."
"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps