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The product of mixing two or more Sodas together
Bill: should I have Sprite or coke?
Mary: both make soda ranger
A person (typically a co-worker) who dips into another coworkers personal drink stash (with no intention of replenishing)
office person #1: has anyone seen my last rasberry passion? I put one in the fridge before lunch...
office person #2: talk to Drew, he's the soda vulture!
The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.
Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?
A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.
Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!
The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.
I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.
A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."
Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.