spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

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spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

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Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

Sig spam

When a beginner spams their signature move a lot, It is also very annoying sig spamming sucks.

Player 1: Hey I just learned some new combos so I can finally stop sig spamming.
Player 2: About time asshole sig spamming sucks.
Player 1: What do you mean it's so good.
Player 2: No it's not it's annoying and dumb.

scam-spam

a scam ad that you see a lot

Look at all this scam-spam I find on this damn dictionary website. I don't want to put rubber bands around my doors!