A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam
Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"
The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.
Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?
Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers