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Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.
We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.
Generally used by swimmers to describe their distaste for axe body spray because of how pungent it is, and how hard it is to breathe if used in poorly ventilated locker rooms. Swimmers who use Gay Spray excessively and often are usually called gay for a few weeks. Sometimes a single spark can start chemical warfare in a locker room, so people who dont want to get involved often change before the Gay Sprays are pulled out
Dude 1: Ah shit I think Jack unloaded two cans of gay spray just now
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*
The splashes that mysteriously appear on laptop screens. They come in all food colors, and are usually difficult to remove when they are colored like sneezes, coughs and snorts. Lap spray is sometimes confused with screen spray, which only appears on large monitor screens
Chris to Jo: the movie was unwatchable on my laptop because of lap spray.
Mary to Sue; Can you look up the schedule on my laptop? Sue: I tried to, but there is too much lap spray
The sales person by the perfume counter who always sprays a sample of perfume in your face as you walk by. Whether you want it or not.
I wanted to cut through the department store but I was worried the spray bitches might trigger my asthma.
The act of farting in the oval X-ray Machine at any airport for the next passenger to walk into the stench you just left in your wake
"Dude, this lady at security kept bumping we with her bags while on line at the TSA Checkpoint. It's alright though I left her a little TSA spray to show my appreciation"
When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.
About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.
To aimlessly shoot multiple bullets with no discernable skill or purpose. Particulary a common trait found amongst the struggling african american community (homeboy sights weapon canted to the side)wiggers, bad action movies, and rag heads whom spray the bagdad bullets. See bagdad Bullets.
Mother fukin hodgey (Rag head) came around the corner atempting to spray and pray he would hit something, so I double tapped two into his chest, stupid fucker
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