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A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.
A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!
Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair
Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.
His facial hair is beautifully stached.
The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.
That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.
When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks
Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight