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When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.
"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."
This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.
Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"
A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.
Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”
Commonly known as a total shit mustache that most pedophiles possess. Paul Coats as the most ideal pedo-stache, that shit is so insanely creepy looking.
Damn Paul Coat's pedo-stache is so god damn ugly.
Verb, doing pretty much anything related to facial hair
Dude, he's stacheing his sick 'stache.
His facial hair is beautifully stached.