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Totally fucked.
Reference to the last line of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
'We have a Humpty stage 4 in progress. Nothing's gonna happen soon.'
'What the fuck have you done to your house?! Man this is Humpty stage 4 shit.'
'Everyone's just got back from being out last night and it looks like they're all at Humpty Stage 4.'
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A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.
"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
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The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."
"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."
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An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.
Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!
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A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::
Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.
Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?
Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.
Her: Love you sweety
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Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.
The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:
Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight
The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.
Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!
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An over attached obsessed crazy bitch (no offense lady's but it is usually is a girl).
Dylan's girlfriend is such a stage five cling that when she calls we have to hang up on her as part of the parents rules.
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