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When your best friend Violet tells you her friend Grace has a crush (it's a vague version of butterflies in the stomach), but doesn't spill the tea.
Spill the tea, Vi!
Totally random person I totally do not know: Grace is having a crisis, and I was not helpful at all.
Definitely not me: What?
Totally random person I totally do not know: She has emotions in the stomach.
Definitely not me: She has a crush?
Totally random person I totally do not know: Yes.
This is definitely not me. I'm not salty.
When you eat Mexican food and it causes a stomach ache.
Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.
Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.
The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.
I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.
When you eat a shit ton of
raw cookie dough and sit and front of a heater for 12 fucking hours and then take laxatives and shit crispy cookie chunks
I ate so much cookie dough,I think I’ll shit out a cookie plater if I have baked stomach
An artisan cum drop on the stomach
‘That was a huge stomach waffle’
Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).