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Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.
See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.
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Lame ass Kids who chill out on the stairs in front of school just to get in everyone's way. Very obnoxious and loud. All of them listen to shitty ass music like ICP\ and other shit, while a few of them are somewhat cool and listen to Dream Theater. They're poor choice of music should be replaced by good music such as Rush, Dragonforce, and Megadeth.
Big Boss-"Oh, man! I gotta get up the stairs, but I don't wanna be near the Mall Goths"
Freddy-"Good Point. Take the long way around."
Big Boss-"Yeah, man. I better."
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when asian kids spend extravagant amounts of money on stupid asian items
you that kid is so mall-funged out with that 3000 dollar hello kitty pillow
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the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath
(at the mall)
Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.
Jess: Brooke...can the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.
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The act of breaking in a mall or shop with a car, often trying to escape the police. A failed attempt can be seen in the Blues Brothers movies. Inspired by the homonymous circuit from Mario Kart Wii.
Anthony and Jim tried a Coconut Mall to get away with the money last night, but eventually they were caught.
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Someone who sweats while riding on a segway. They also "patrol" the mall for minimum wage and act like real cops.
Malloy: Who are you suppose to be?
Mall cop: I'm Tod Rolland, head of mall security.
Malloy: (sarcastically) WOW! Head of mall security. Minimum wage and you get to ride one of those cool segways.
Mall cop: You dont sound impressed?
Malloy: I'm impressed by the way you manage to sweat on something with wheels.
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Super Lame bitches that think they are all that 'cause they work the mall security for $8 /hour. They generally wear stupid uniforms and prejudge people who fit their "trouble maker criteria" Instead they overlook all the cracker grannies that steal like motherfuckers.
Mall cop 1: Hey look at those cracker grannies, they are good cocksuckers.
Mall cop 2: Yeah, at $8 /hour that's all I can afford.
Mall cop 1: Stoneridge Mall is full of pig cracker grannies
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